Babess was telling us today that our neighbours have a new cat. I’m pretty sure they don’t, but she was adamant.
“The old cat is the one with the eyelash. Yeah, the eyelash, and the new cat is the one without the eyelash. ‘Cos some cats have eyelashes. And some cats don’t.”
She speaks with great authority, but she makes it up as she goes along.
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